// TBDTTT_WE WANNA TALK LIKE COMMON PEOPLE

Ein sehr lustiges Gespräch welches die Eigenarten der amerikanische (US-Englisch?) Sprache und zudem Bush’s Wortgewandheit repräsentiert.

Aufhänger ist der Vorname des chinesischen Präsidenten Hu und der englischen Frage Who (Wer?)

Kofi, Sir?

George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’am telling you.

George: Thats what I’am asking you. Who is the leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellows name.

Condi: Hu

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu!

George: The Chinaman!!!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’am telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’am asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?

Condi: Yes Sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thougth he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then, who is in China?

Condi: Yes Sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, Sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes Sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, Sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.

Condi: Yes, Sir.

George: No Yassir! The guy at the UN.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: An call who?

George: Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, Sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.

Codi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone! (C. picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. May beb we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

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Dieser Eintrag wurde am Freitag, April 21st, 2006 um 11:20 von Mobile.Jan.Profan geschrieben